Saturday, March 14, 2015

SOL 14

Part two:

Fyoder D'shindinberg was found lifeless at the base of the Wetzel's Pretzels shop at the Cherry Creek Mall. Coroners have determined the cause of death- too much shopping. At the mere age of eight and a half years old, young Fyo  had "shopped 'till he dropped" and the pretzel is currently being tested for poison. With a lack of water fountains, Fyo had become dehydrated, also while carrying nine of his mother's shopping bags. The nine shopping bags all together weighed 2.3 pounds more than poor innocent Fyo, causing him to become physically exhausted. Officially, he died from the exhaustion, dehydration, and a bit of salmonella from the pretzel. The funeral will also be held at Fairmont Cemetery, at 3:30.

*Both Sarah and Fyo have allowed me to write about them

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