Limerick Poems

There once was a student from Logan
who came straight from Hoboken.
When he learned he's incurrent
for not reading Divergent,
he left lunch chokin'.

There once was a man who skied,
the bunny hill he did need.
As he missed all the cones,
and broke all his bones,
he became a polar bear's feed.

There once was a man named William
who had a head full of helium.
He once forgot to do his work
so now he is considered a jerk
now he takes bananas and peels um'.